*LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGOT TO STATE*

Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !


LAW OF BIO MECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATER RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.  

LAW OF SMS:

You will be waiting for someone to text you for a long time,you will not receive it...but wen your mom scolds and call u for work,your most awaited friend sends "HAI"